Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines Review | Final Nights Edition™

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9D C9
9D C9 Prieš dieną
"gave him some weetabix or some shit" lmao.
schrecknet Prieš 2 dienas
I enjoy the Nosferatu sewer levels and killed the werewolf after a handful of tries. Eat me.
Melody Yawgmoth
Melody Yawgmoth Prieš 4 dienas
Review BOTH Dragon's Dogma's.
Melody Yawgmoth
Melody Yawgmoth Prieš 4 dienas
Melody Yawgmoth
Melody Yawgmoth Prieš 4 dienas
Haha yeah I was a fucking baby when I did that shit turning Khaine into a vampire. LMFAO. He murdered Asuryan yeah but it's Asuryan he always gets back up and I'm Ao/Jenova/Yawgmoth.
Melody Yawgmoth
Melody Yawgmoth Prieš 4 dienas
Send me a fucking discord invite Sseth.
Hirame Sensei
Hirame Sensei Prieš 4 dienas
6:22 203881 it's 10/10
zmeyagosho Prieš 5 dienų
Praise be to Bender the greatest Vampirate in history!
Duffy Prieš 5 dienų
Actually god dindt turn cain into a vampire, lilith did this to him She teached him the secrets of the blood so cain could be able to survive in the world The angels where the ones who gave the vampire curses to him
pnutz 2 - fmr. capnazrael
pnutz 2 - fmr. capnazrael Prieš 5 dienų
sudden big uptick in viewcount
Ish Lo
Ish Lo Prieš 6 dienų
The Bench tails image is vile
Dead Man
Dead Man Prieš 6 dienų
Rip the sequel.
Anthony Rinaldi
Anthony Rinaldi Prieš 6 dienų
Honesty the direction it was going was so terrible, this may be a more phoenix rising from Ashes scenario. They still want to make a sequel just not the turd on arrival that the sequel was becoming.
Abbey Ursery
Abbey Ursery Prieš 6 dienų
Talking to stop signs huh...
SovietPuma Prieš 7 dienų
game looks neat, might give it a try
CEC Engineer
CEC Engineer Prieš 7 dienų
zerfyx Prieš 8 dienų
As per the rules of the world, since i've been reminded of this game, i must now start another playthrough of it. thanks.
Phoebe Jacob Connor
Phoebe Jacob Connor Prieš 10 dienų
Seth made me play this game and now its honestly one of my fav RPG's its so good
Fwufikins Prieš 10 dienų
7:01 "They've got real fears." To be fair, if I turned a corner and saw a charging dinosaur I probably wouldn't be having a good day either.
Umbra Andreea
Umbra Andreea Prieš 10 dienų
when i first played i did the quiz and it give me the nosferatu
innewyorkimillyrock Prieš 11 dienų
Sseths choice of reading material is... uh... yeah.
Bluestarz5555 Prieš 11 dienų
God bless the allegiance flag
Arif Muzaki
Arif Muzaki Prieš 11 dienų
Wait, I thought Caine turned himself into a vampire by drinking demon waifu blood
TekkenDude Prieš 12 dienų
Help me!!! at 13:11 a soundtrack starts in the video that i just can't seem to find anywhere on youtube. its in the game i remembered it, it plays when you go to the Santa Monica beach where the cryptic Oracle lady is... you know the one that act's like a fortune teller.
senpapi -
senpapi - Prieš 12 dienų
nsa3679 Prieš 13 dienų
why does it look so grey
Deeman Dude
Deeman Dude Prieš 13 dienų
The random dialog is absolute gold.
Lirial Lirial
Lirial Lirial Prieš 13 dienų
through sheer stupidy i survived the werewolf
Goth Crayon
Goth Crayon Prieš 14 dienų
Cripes, I remember buying my hard-copy of this game about a week after it was released... It was such a glitchy crash-fest, and the system requirements for medium or higher settings at the time were *not* wallet-friendly. The game had some serious bugs (even after several patches), but it was absolutely fun enough to make you save early/often, and deal with whatever computational consequences would inevitably result. I'm fairly certain that its' stability issues had a LOT to do with the beta-version of the Half-Life 2 engine it used, but it was absolutely jaw-dropping for the time and a wonderful successor to VtM: Redemption.
shotgun wedding
shotgun wedding Prieš 15 dienų
3:53 wait what patch do you download to be a homosexual??!??!?!?! does anyone know a good patch for the game? Pls and thenks
Demoulius Prieš 16 dienų
God the dialogue in this game is comic gold!
ncshuriken Prieš 17 dienų
This game was sick AF back in my teens man. I really enjoyed it, it felt so immersive & exciting. I never completed it sadly though. When I reinstalled it years later on a new PC, the game was completely unplayable. A glitchy, laggy AF nightmare. Same exact copy of the game too. Even the unofficial patches that were apparently supposed to make the game work on newer PC's didn't make the game work on my newer PC. It was still unplayably laggy. Fight scenes were basically impossible, so that was that. It was great while it worked though.
Wither Prieš 20 dienų
4:49 that interaction alone is worth buying the game for hahahaha
Foxx World Productions
Foxx World Productions Prieš 24 dienas
Really excited for the sequel
Alexis Harbour
Alexis Harbour Prieš 24 dienas
lillith gave him is power and showed him how to turn ppl into vamp , (redemption +1)
Melstoast Prieš 24 dienas
Still too pussy to complete the ocean view hotel. I can take a lot, but the suspence is just SO ugly. xD
King Starscream
King Starscream Prieš 25 dienų
Haha yeah fuck zoomers.
9 to 5 Voyager, Travel Blogger
9 to 5 Voyager, Travel Blogger Prieš 27 dienų
Hahahahaha good video dude! I remember back in high school I had a friend who would talk about Bloodlines all the damn time in photography class. It sounded so fricking epic but I never got around to play it. Over a decade later, I gotta got this!
Neb Prieš 29 dienų
*Meets Jeanette and hears her speak* Me: AZULA :D
Ted Blop
Ted Blop Prieš 29 dienų
ElasticGiraffe Prieš mėn
Senator Robert Thorn convinced me. Neither I nor my children are willing to take a chance on that possible moral monster Michael Redmonds.
viviandarkbloom Prieš mėn
11:26 eee-strogen. imagine being that fucking stupid.
Christian Loper
Christian Loper Prieš mėn
Patty def the cutest world world Prieš mėn
Whatfrank Prieš mėn
Not that it's a negative but there is a good jump scare if you go to the far left after entering the hotel and walking into the dead end hall way : )
WiseG33k Prieš mėn
One of my favorite games of all time. The only thing I would say is that replayability isn't as high as this review leads you to believe. Sure, you have clan Malkavian that feature completely different dialogues, and other clans can also receive a few unique unique lines of dialogue here and there, especially Nosferatu, but there aren't a lot of different outcomes for quests, branching paths, stuff like that. Nevertheless, it's still well worth experiencing.
Tortilla Jackson
Tortilla Jackson Prieš mėn
God bless the allegiance flag
Koshiro2k3 Prieš mėn
"Cain dis-abled his brother" will never cease to be funny.
Khánh Bảo Đoàn
Khánh Bảo Đoàn Prieš mėn
"Cain Dis-Abel'ed his Brother" is possibly one of the best jokes I've ever heard :v
Peach Plastic
Peach Plastic Prieš mėn
The overwhelming contextlessness is the caramel core of the conditio Malkaviana. You miss out on the real experience if you dismiss them during your first playthrough.
N33T0 K1M
N33T0 K1M Prieš mėn
Better than cyberpunk 2077
samtemdo8 Prieš mėn
Now I am concerned for Bloodlines 2...
Xander Raidon
Xander Raidon Prieš mėn
I'm pretty sure every player would open the sarcophagus or at least google that ending. It's a video game, my first thought is always: "I want to experience everything this game has to offer".
Freddy Kruger
Freddy Kruger Prieš mėn
"Don't let your penis interfere with your mind" there's actual good advice if you dig deep enought in a ssethy video.
Alex Tiller
Alex Tiller Prieš mėn
Fun fact, the werewolf isn't dead. In WoD, Werewolves return to their natural form upon death so while KOed, that thing is still active.
ZeldaRockbell Prieš mėn
I finally got the chance to play this game and the hotel was absolutely fantastic. This game is insane.
Sivad Ramp
Sivad Ramp Prieš mėn
why bench tails dude, cmon
bart florentino
bart florentino Prieš mėn
Man this was like cyberpunk2077 before cyberpunk2077
Mesousa Gaby
Mesousa Gaby Prieš mėn
6:20 I agree, that femboy version of Sanzo should have gotten drilled, too.
Eric K
Eric K Prieš mėn
This is one of the first game I've played and this is really fun you feeling an action all the time when you're in the battle or even if you talking with characters especially you don't know english.. (looks like malkavian thoughts)
viperswhip Prieš mėn
Actually you can play the entire game in 1st or 3rd person, your choice, not something available in the new one.
Seth Leoric
Seth Leoric Prieš mėn
What's the song at the end?
José Miguel Salazar Ravelo
José Miguel Salazar Ravelo Prieš mėn
Captain Vampire here: According tot the book of Nod, Caine got his powers from Lilith, not God. God only gave him the shitty curses. Lilith taught him how to f*** and all of the other powers. *Vanishes away*
Gideon Mele
Gideon Mele Prieš mėn
Bit saddened he did do FRIGGIN CHICKEN!! Honestly even after all these years my brother and I quote that (and a few other gems from this). Only other game I’ve played with such quotables was the Baldur’s Gate series (1-ToB)
ayin Prieš mėn
Remember: The console command "money" is used to modify the breast size of various characters, it's default at 1 and a maximum at 3 (Limitless if you have the unofficial patch), but to us, refined gamers, i recommend setting the "money" value in the console command at 1.5
FeanorBR Prieš 10 dienų
Game just went from a solid 9 to a 10/10.
Andrei Țurcan
Andrei Țurcan Prieš 24 dienas
Thank you man of culture.
Adronius Prieš 28 dienų
Holy shit, I thought for sure you were bullshitting, but I looked it up and it's actually true.
Dense AF
Dense AF Prieš mėn
Very cool
Onelittle Nothing
Onelittle Nothing Prieš mėn
7:32 this fucker made the Khajiit voices in skyrim.
Andrei Țurcan
Andrei Țurcan Prieš 15 dienų
Good spot.
Big Wheezy
Big Wheezy Prieš mėn
Been waiting for bloodlines 2 for about 20 years so ye...
Lockheed -
Lockheed - Prieš mėn
One of the all-time greatest games ever made. A flawed gem.
LongSchlong Silver
LongSchlong Silver Prieš mėn
So Malkavians are basically schizos
Marbles Prieš mėn
The new one is gonna be a Woke nightmare, mark my words.
Lord Grim
Lord Grim Prieš mėn
Lord Grim
Lord Grim Prieš mėn
Yes I do.
The Marxican
The Marxican Prieš mėn
Sseth is a Nazi piece of shit
BingoBango Prieš mėn
Oy vey!
Tia Gen
Tia Gen Prieš mėn
ah yes, jeanette, everyone's childhood crush. That ghosthouse was legit creepy
JoJones Prieš mėn
Childhood is having a crush on Jeanette. Adulthood is realising Therese is the superior waifu.
Argos Fe
Argos Fe Prieš mėn
Spoiler: Fun fact the taxi driver wav files are named Cain in the game files.
Genildo Miranda
Genildo Miranda Prieš mėn
My first time in ocean house I quited the game for a few days
Afqwa Prieš mėn
I'm such a cheese bot. That werewolf? Yeah, there's a section of roof it can't path to. You just hide there for five minutes.
Nico Mao
Nico Mao Prieš mėn
The miscreant act contemporaneously release because scent conclusively hug opposite a classy unshielded. modern, berserk cannon
Skylar Snow
Skylar Snow Prieš mėn
I think I'm a soulless vampire or something I never jumped once or felt anything playing this.. altho it still is my favorite game
BingoBango Prieš mėn
Crawling in my skin!
Charlo Montillano
Charlo Montillano Prieš 2 mėnesius
better than cyberpunk tbh😗😗
Lori x
Lori x Prieš 2 mėnesius
I got it on steam but it literally doesn't want to start
lazarus30001 Prieš 2 mėnesius
Nosferatu is the clan you choose if you want to prove your mettle. Not a first time play through clan, but one which will give you an entirely new experience completing the game. Yes, I have done it.
DΛNTE : Prieš 2 mėnesius
Y have I just now heard the “dis-Abled” joke.
Christian Holzschuh
Christian Holzschuh Prieš 2 mėnesius
I bought the game on steam, it says available memory less than 15 mb.
AnxieT Prieš 2 mėnesius
Let's just all accept the fact that bloodlines 2 isn't going to be nearly as good. At least that's what I'm going to tell myself. All the games I've looked forward to that have been announced come out and they're shit. I ain't getting my hopes up.
Obi Wan Kenobi
Obi Wan Kenobi Prieš 2 mėnesius
thats nice and all but is there hard techno in the night clubs?
Passing Rando
Passing Rando Prieš 2 mėnesius
Blancmange already mentioned you can swap the files, but the original music is goth rock and darkwave. A bunch of (mostly) small time goth bands lent their songs to the soundtrack.
Obi Wan Kenobi
Obi Wan Kenobi Prieš 2 mėnesius
@The Blancmange awesome
The Blancmange
The Blancmange Prieš 2 mėnesius
You can swap any sound file in the game, if something is not to your liking.
Bakuub B
Bakuub B Prieš 2 mėnesius
God giving Cain super powers? That is actually not true. In WoD lore it was Lilith who embraced Cain and felt sorry for him and gave him powers. God "just" cursed him with immortality to wander forever in eternal darkness as a monster (need for blood and well ... the allergic reaction to sunlight ^^).
David Prieš 2 mėnesius
4:00 As a Tremere player, I absolutely LOVE this summary of them.
Rayhan Zuberi
Rayhan Zuberi Prieš 2 mėnesius
The green grey grieving parallelogram regionally push because leopard aditionally yell off a quickest signature. diligent, premium bathroom
Stanislaw Stefanow
Stanislaw Stefanow Prieš 2 mėnesius
Great review, but I would like to correct you on the origin of Cain's powers. They didn't come from god, only the banishment just like in the original bible. His powers came from drinking Lilith's blood(Adam's 1st wife who was banished for refusing to submit to her husband) whom he met after his exile and became lovers. Basically he saw Lilith's powers and wanted those too. After he turned into a vampire, 3 angels came to visit him, offering him redemption for the murder of his brother, but Cain turned them all down. Hence, the 3 weaknesses. Then a fourth vampire came along offering a salvation through god's mercy, Golconda, and after that Cain basically became a god since I believe the curses of vampirekind didn't apply to him anymore.
Axios Prieš 2 mėnesius
Shame you can only play this game with mouse and keyboard, another gem lost to PC elitism.
RobbidyRob Prieš 2 mėnesius
I can't wait for the remake if there ever is one
dannyboii Prieš 2 mėnesius
I got a new headset and now it sounds like I am listening in through a wall however it is still better than my old headset so I cant really complain too much
Kolibry1995 Prieš 2 mėnesius
18:20 Tampon_Teabag Holy shit that cracked me up!
Fariz Syazwan
Fariz Syazwan Prieš 2 mėnesius
Why God mentioned Moses, someone who is entirely unknown to him?
Paul Miller
Paul Miller Prieš 2 mėnesius
You know, I pre-ordered this game and have beaten it many many times. I had no idea you could kill the werewolf. I always just ran in and hid and used Obfuscate and the fucker could never find me ROFL!
murphy7801 Prieš 2 mėnesius
Santa Monica used to be when game was made not so nice
Я Безымянный
Я Безымянный Prieš 2 mėnesius
Spoiler: Do NOT open it!
PettankoEnthusiast Prieš 2 mėnesius
The Ocean House has no jumpscares, but the Tzimisce lair does.
Alia Prieš 2 mėnesius
Amazing game, even if it's pretty broken. I played as a Malkavian the first time and didn't understand a damn thing! So I played as a Malkavian for the first time, and understood it a bit better. I tried out a Tremere run, because bloodmagic is cool, why not, and now I'm playing as a Malkavian again for the first time. Broken game, even if it is pretty amazing!
E. C
E. C Prieš 2 mėnesius
Never have I blushed harder than when little me first encountered Jeanette.
SunRedux Prieš 2 mėnesius
He only turned gypsies into dining chairs; I know, I'm Romanian!
The Blancmange
The Blancmange Prieš 2 mėnesius
So, romanians.
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